accidentally bumps into someone
"you don’t have to keep apologizing"
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work
DOES IT WORK?
"you want some of my trail mix?" you mean do i want some m&ms with obstacles.
easy to skate/hard to land a trick
easy to put heels on but hard to walk
easy to be pretty but difficult to be fabulous
easy to be a man/had to be a man, get pregnant